Valediction

Saturday, August 18, 2007 ' 8:50 AM Y

Read this somewhere so i decided to post this before i go and start mugging for my economics test tomorrow and for my physics test on monday..

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, ‘Did you hear that Fluffy died?’ The guy stammers and says, ‘Um…no…um…what happened?’. The neighbor replies, ‘We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!’

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?”The man said, “Here and there.”The judge asked the man, “What do you do for a living?”The man said, “This and that.”The judge then said, “Take him away.”The man said, “Wait, judge when will I get out?”The judge said to the man, “Sooner or later.”

Well, i guess i better go and start studying now.. dont want to get a U grade in any of my tests do i??

No i dont. =)

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